How Homer Simpson and the Muppets Announced Their Coalition Membership
© 2009 Brad Kempo B.A. LL.B.
Barrister & Solicitor
The coalition is entitled on rare occasions to have some fun with its diplomacy. Such was the case in May 2007 and again December 2009 when the producers of ‘The Simpsons’ and the Muppets geo-politicized their famous characters.
The threat the China-Canada military alliance poses at times calls for one of the most powerful entertaining celebrities in the universe and all of history: Homer Simpson. Recruiting this uber crime fighter was necessary because the forces of evil were getting too strong and thus superheroes of their caliber needed to be called in.
Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening. He is one of the most influential fictional characters on television, having been described by the British newspaper The Sunday Times as "the greatest comic creation of [modern] time". He was ranked the second greatest cartoon character by TV Guide and was voted the greatest television character of all-time by Channel 4 viewers. Castellaneta has won four Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Voice-Over Performance and a special achievement Annie Award for voicing Homer. In 2000, Homer, along with the rest of his family, was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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Two and a half years ago and a week after HRH Queen Elizabeth II exercised Her residual prerogative powers under Canada’s constitution and transferred sovereignty to the Custodian-in-Council, the fearless, the all-powerful Homer Simpson, mad as hell that diplomacy hadn’t worked, announced he’d joined the growing coalition. The historic moment was captured in a Fiefdom chapter:
Welcoming Uber-Famous Cartoon Character Homer Simpson to the Triple “E” Family
© 2007 Brad Kempo B.A. LL.B.
Barrister & Solicitor
The Triple “E” membership got a massive military moral booster when the cultural icon, the super-talented, the uber-famous Homer Simpson proved he’d joined. During the opening sequence to the May 16, 2007 live broadcast of ‘American Idol’, he took Ryan’s place to introduce the show, executing several lexiconic gestures.
Homer is a worldwide figure of ‘serious’ import and consequence. Few other cartoon characters have had a deep cultural impact as he and his family – Marge, Bart and Lisa. Now that the one time President of the United States and Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. military has decided to become a coalition partner, Canada’s malfeasant better run for the hills!
The critical moment in the war against fiefdom-totalitarian commu-nazi genocidal racism is now on the Internet for everyone to watch:
Homer: [Bl.M.] That's nice: American Idol. Ah, I don't know. Some people were mad; others were happy. Simon was scary [Paula M.]. Paula was nice and Randy forgot to button his shirt.
But anyway, now we're [Paula M.] down to [O-S M.] seven, [O-S M.] eight...
Voice: Three, you idiot...
Homer: Three contestants. What's going to happen next? [dbl-h Madonna M.] This is [eight fingers extended]
Oh, American Idol. Hey, is it too late to vote for Fantasia?
The cast of Jim Henson’s Muppets collectively agreed to join Homer in battling those who would rob children of their free will by indoctrinating and then turning them into street soldiers for a vile ideology; for using stealth cognition technologies on their vulnerable and developing minds in order to create the perfect automaton; and for turning the more attractive kids into sex toys.
A November 2009 released music video of the Muppets singing the rock band Queen’s super hit Bohemian Rhapsody was scripted to include a monkey puppet and bananas – another addition to the lab monkey category of diplomacy (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10).
Another use of the lexicon is scripting five penguin muppets to appear in succession; immediately followed by a character who’s green, thus generating a compensation ratifier and an instance of quantum diplomacy in a row.
Prison certainty makes its appearance twice. The Swedish chef and one of the musicians are so attired.
Miss Piggy is wardrobed in the colors of Canada to high profile the country's systemic economy monopolization and wealth plundering – high profiling to what’s documented in President Obama: Draws Attention to the ‘Pigs at the Trough’ Nature of Canada’s Trans-Generational Political and Corporate Culture.
